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Cheese man direction

A stage direction for the Cheese Man in Restless was: “Cheese man – a skittish, balding, bespectacled, little fellow in an old woolen suit. A voice not unlike Peter Lorres’s.”

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Spike’s white knees

The following conversation, from when Spike is wearing Xander’s clothes, was cut from Doomed:
Xander: “Look at you! You have knees! Very white knees!”
Spike: “Damn things keep doing that.”
Xander: “You know I’m not any happier about you wearing my stuff than you are.”
Spike: “That cannot be true. Don’t …

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Joss’s hope

Joss Whedon wrote the following stage direction in the script for Hush: “Clock Tower – From up here we can see the whole town – or possibly much less than all of it, but I can hope – and the collective breaths snake all across town heading here.”

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Tara-y

Joss Whedon wrote the following stage direction for how Tara’s room should look when we first saw it in Hush: “Tara’s room – Her room is wicca-y and also painted black and depressed-y.”

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Wicca nonsense

The following lines were cut from Willow’s wicca group meeting in Hush:

Cheryl: “Well, you missed last week. We did a healing chant for Chloe’s ankle. She said the swelling went right down.”
Nicole: “What was she doing on a mountain bike anyway?”
Cheryl: “She was trying to impress Justin.”
Willow: …

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Pellet girl

When talking about Amy Madison being a rat in Something Blue, Buffy had the following line: “So she did a good spell – but the plan kind of sucked. I mean, she’s the one stuck eating pellets out of a plastic cup.” This line was deleted from the episode.

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Ex-vengenace

The following line was cut from the episode Pangs:
Xander: “I didn’t mean – you’re an EX-vengeance demon. It’s totally different.”
Anya: “Sure. It’s okay.”

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The young people

The following line was cut from the episode The Initiative after Buffy says, “Giles I live in a dorm now”:
“…filled with what the young people these days call ‘the young people.’”

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Wild cuts

The following lines were all cut from the episode Wild at Heart:

Willow: “And I don’t want to be the kind of girl who freaks every time my boyfriend notices somebody else”… (the next lines were cut from this scene) “…even if she is throwing herself at him like a twenty …

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Yet more deletions

The following are all deleted lines from the episode The Harsh Light of Day. The first is after Anya makes her proposal to Xander:
Xander: “This is just, I’d say out of nowhere, but that doesn’t really capture the amount of nowhere which it’s out of.”

Spike, Harmony and Buffy meet …

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Withered demons

The following was a stage direction from the script for The Harsh Light of Day (when Spike and Harmony entered the crypt where the gem of Amarrah was): “There is a dead demon here, withered and decayed and brown and crunchy, arrayed in finery on a carved wooden bier.”

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Parker picks

The following few lines were cut from conversations between Buffy and Parker in The Harsh Light of Day:

Parker: “Wow, I mean, you hear about stuff like that.”
Buffy: “Yeah, well, pool safety, important. Anyway…”

Parker gets slimy:
Parker: “Buffy? When you…drowned, whoever brought you back? They’re getting a big kiss from …

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Harmony’s back

In this deleted line from The Harsh Light of Day, Devon reveals some vital information about Harmony: “Man, that looked like Harmony. Weird. I saw her get bit at graduation…I didn’t tell you?”

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Easter at the White House

The following Kathy-rant of Buffy’s was deleted from Living Conditions:
“I mean, she’d make anybody nuts. She has her outfits written up on index cards, and she gives them names like ‘Easter at the White House.’ I find that deeply, deeply disturbed. Don’t you?”

Other scenes and lines deleted from Living Conditions

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In the script…

The following are script directions for the episode The Freshman:

UC Sunnydale library is described as “unbelievably gigantoid”.
Riley Finn is described as “a junior, tall and good-looking, with an open, honest face”.
When Buffy makes an idiot of herself when she and Willow first meet Riley: “Riley smiles politely at this …

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