William reads his poem to his mother in Lies My Parent’s Told Me. It goes: “Yet his smell, it doth linger, |
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William reads his poem to his mother in Lies My Parent’s Told Me. It goes: “Yet his smell, it doth linger, |
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Suggested by: | › Jess |
Added: | › 14th July 2005 |
Updated: | › 24th July, 2005 |
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July 24th, 2005 at 8:16 am
first line: “doth”
fourth line: “hearts”
sixth line: “cupid’s”
last line: “its”
July 24th, 2005 at 11:12 am
Thanks, amended
July 25th, 2005 at 1:29 pm
As bad a poet as Spike undoubtedly is, he can’t come close to the legendary William Topaz McGonagall. See here for further details…but keep a stiff drink handy…you’ll need it.
Another magnificent stinker is “The Dream of Eugene Aram” by Thomas Hood (A poem frequently referenced by Bertie Wooster in the “Jeeves and Wooster” novels”). Again tread carefully…it’s incredibly, incredibly, bad!
December 28th, 2005 at 8:14 pm
i love spikes poem. it is so bad, ‘From twixt its wee beak’ What the Hell does that mean lol!
December 28th, 2005 at 8:24 pm
(Correct me if I’m wrong.)
It means: from between it’s small beak. Which from mean: from its mouth. Which would mean: “it says”.
Punctuation is fun. : ” . () ‘
December 28th, 2005 at 8:26 pm
ohhh, well what a ‘lahdy dah’ way of saying that then lol
December 28th, 2005 at 8:31 pm
William wanted to make it sound purty for Cecily. See also: effulgent.
Okay, I have to quote.
“Oh, quickly! I’m the very spirit of vexation. What’s another word for ‘gleaming’? It’s a perfectly perfect word as many words go but the bother is nothing rhymes, you see.”
December 28th, 2005 at 8:34 pm
He must hane been dumb then… Dreaming, beaming…erm…see, there are words!
January 23rd, 2006 at 8:28 pm
haha Veeery good rimes.
I’m touched.