In the Angel episode ‘Disharmony‘, vampire Harmony goes to L.A. to find her old school friend Cordelia after she’s dumped by Spike. Willow and Cordelia talk on the phone about Harmony - where Willow reveals that Harmony is actually a vampire, and not a lesbian as Cordy believes:
Cordelia: “How come you guys didn’t tell me about Harmony? Sunnydale is that far away you couldn’t afford a little phone call?”
Willow: “Harmony? Wha-what about Harmony?”
Cordelia: “She’s here - in L.A.”
Willow: “Yikes. Big yikes. Uh. What happened? Did she come after you?”
Cordelia: “Yeah! She practically attacked me in my bedroom last night.”
Willow: “Your bedroom. How did she…”
Cordelia: “Came in while I was sleeping. Good thing I woke up, too. She was ready to jump me right there! But I think she got the message that I don’t’ go for that sort of stuff when I shot her down.”
Willow: “You wounded her?”
Cordelia: “She’ll get over it. I never should have invited her to stay with me.”
Willow: “Say what?”
Cordelia: “Yeah, I know. Awkward much?”
Willow: “Cordelia! Okay. We’re all clear on the fact that Harmony is a vampire, right?”
Cordelia: “Oh. Harmony is a vampire? - That’s why she - oh, my god, I’m so embarrassed!All this time I thought she was a great big lesbo! - Oh, yeah? Really? - Well, that’s great! Good for you.”
November 17th, 2005 at 1:36 am
LMAO!
love cordy
January 29th, 2006 at 11:47 pm
She just know how to deliver a line, don’t she?