Xander: “This is just, I’d say out of nowhere, but that doesn’t really capture the amount of nowhere which it’s out of.”

Buffy: “I think you two should go.”
Spike: “But the fun’s just starting: old friends, lots to drink…” (jiggles the victim).

Xander: “So…you’re my first guest at Casa del Xander – not the final name, still working on it.”

Buffy: “I thought Spike and Dru were a forever kind of deal, didn’t you? Where’s the commitment?”
Giles: “I’m disillusioned. I shall never love again.”

Willow: “Well, from what I understand, pretty much. But it won’t always be like that. You’ve just had some really bad luck.”
Buffy: “I don’t know, Will. Bad luck just happens. I made this happen.”
Willow: “Well, why shouldn’t you, if it’s what you want? I mean, as long as it’s safe. Oh, Buffy, it was safe, wasn’t it?”
Buffy: “It was safe. It’s not that. It’s the whole time, I kept thinking, hey, look at me with someone who isn’t Angel. Look how much I’m no hung up on Angel anymore. Look how this is not all about Angel. God, how come I didn’t see it?”