[Giles]
I’ve got a theory
That it’s a demon
A dancing demon!
No, something isn’t right there

[Willow]
I’ve got a theory
Some kid is dreamin’
And we’re all stuck inside
His wacky Broadway nightmare

[Xander]
I’ve got a theory
We should work this out

[Giles, Anya, Xander, Tara and Willow]
It’s getting eerie
What’s this cheery singing all about?

[Xander]
It could be witches
Some evil witches!
Which is ridiculous
‘Cause witches, they were persecuted
Wicca good and love the earth
And women power
And I’ll be over here

[Anya]
I’ve got a theory
It could be bunnies!

[silence]

[Tara]
I’ve got a theory…
[Anya]
Bunnies aren’t just cute
Like everybody supposes
They’ve got them hoppy legs
And twitchy little noses
And what’s with all the carrots?
What do they need such good eyesight for anyway?
Bunnies!
Bunnies!
It must be bunnies!
…Or maybe midgets?

[Willow]
I’ve got a theory
We should work this fast

[Willow and Giles]
Because it clearly could get serious
Before it’s passed

[Buffy]
I’ve got a theory
It doesn’t matter…
What can’t we face if we’re together?
What’s in this place that we can’t weather?
Apocalypse
We’ve all been there
The same old trips
Why should we care?

[Buffy, Giles, Xander, Anya, Tara & Willow]
What can’t we do if we get in it?
We’ll work it through within a minute
We have to try
We’ll paid the price
It’s do or die

[Buffy]
Hey, I’ve died twice

[Buffy, Anya, Xander, Tara and Willow]
What can’t we face if we’re together?

[Giles]
What can’t we face?

[Buffy, Anya, Xander, Tara and Willow]
What’s in this place that we can’t weather?

[Giles]
We’re together

[Buffy, Anya, Xander, Tara and Willow]
There’s nothing we can’t face

[Anya]
Except for bunnies…