The BBC series The Canterbury Tales is a series of 6 modern versions of Chaucer’s stories. One of the episodes is ‘The Knight’s Tale’. Paul (played by Chiwetel Ejiofor - who played “The Operative” in Serenity) is a man in prison, and Ace is his cellmate. On one of the first nights, Paul asks if Ace minds if he jerks off, and then this dialogue follows:
Ace: “You gotta use your imagination. Beyonce Knowles, that sorta thing.”
Paul: “Angelina Jolie…”
Ace: “Yeah, yeah … the lips on her!”
Paul: “Or Buffy the vampire Slayer.”
Ace: “No man, that’s too clean! …Buffy…” [sniggers]
February 18th, 2006 at 9:31 am
Obviously, Ace had never seen season 6…
February 18th, 2006 at 9:45 am
Not so much with the clean there.
February 18th, 2006 at 10:51 pm
Well put.
February 22nd, 2006 at 9:27 pm
Hey I love Buffy as much as the next guy but if I’m in a prison cell with another dude I’m not going to be wanking it to Buffy. And I am definitely not going to be engaging my brand spankin’ new cell mate in a discussion of proper masterbatory motivation.
March 23rd, 2006 at 4:51 am
That’s what makes you different from me, Comfortador.