Canterbury Tales

The BBC series The Canterbury Tales is a series of 6 modern versions of Chaucer’s stories. One of the episodes is ‘The Knight’s Tale’. Paul (played by Chiwetel Ejiofor - who played “The Operative” in Serenity) is a man in prison, and Ace is his cellmate. On one of the first nights, Paul asks if Ace minds if he jerks off, and then this dialogue follows:

Ace: “You gotta use your imagination. Beyonce Knowles, that sorta thing.”
Paul: “Angelina Jolie…”
Ace: “Yeah, yeah … the lips on her!”
Paul: “Or Buffy the vampire Slayer.”
Ace: “No man, that’s too clean! …Buffy…” [sniggers]

   
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    Added: › 16th February 2006
    Updated: › 17th February, 2006
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    5 Comments about “Canterbury Tales”

    1. Abby M. says:

      Obviously, Ace had never seen season 6…

    2. MagicBone says:

      Not so much with the clean there.

    3. Abby M. says:

      Well put.

    4. Comfortador says:

      Hey I love Buffy as much as the next guy but if I’m in a prison cell with another dude I’m not going to be wanking it to Buffy. And I am definitely not going to be engaging my brand spankin’ new cell mate in a discussion of proper masterbatory motivation.

    5. blutortu says:

      That’s what makes you different from me, Comfortador.

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